LOADING ARTWORK…
ENTER START / PAUSE M SOUND
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Move: ← → / A D Crouch: ↓ / S Jump: ↑ / Z / W / Space (press again to roll) Fire: hold X / J Appeal: C / K Pause: P
Rescue policyholders for health and appeals. Coffee gives triple staples. Boss laser: duck or jump! Beer on the first platform grants 10 seconds of golden invulnerability and upbeat music.
READY TO FIGHT THE FINE PRINT.SOME HEROES WEAR CAPES. CHET MANLEY WEARS A TIE.